In the news section, we have a WorldNetDaily.com piece about how officials at Kansas City International Airport have denied that their recently installed footbaths are designed specifically for Moslems. We are to believe they are for everyone's washing pleasure. OK, fine then, I have an idea.
Airports have food courts, and the next time you step on a piece of bacon and it gets stuck on your shoe (don't you just hate when that happens?), I suggest that you put those footbaths to good use. Or, you could be wearing sandals and drop your pulled pork sandwich on your feet; it's very annoying when those slivers of delicious pig meat get stuck in your toes, you know. And, of course, there is the grease and fat as well. A good cleansing would be in order.
Then, you might step in the droppings of man's best friend . . . well, some men's best friend, anyway. Now, you wouldn't want to trudge around an airport in such an excrementitious state, especially since certain people seem to fancy dogs unclean animals. The solution? Hey, you know where to go to clean your dogs.
After all, the footbaths are for everyone.